Too Hot for the Beach

This year I wanted to spend a lot of time at the Lake and get a serious tan. I’m sick of being so pale and sickly looking. It’s like my white-ass legs almost glow in the dark. I need some tan time and the Lake is just 10 minutes from the house.

But I have to say, the weather has been too fucking hot for the beach. It’s one thing to lay out and have a little breeze and not get all burnt the first 30 minutes you are there. But this summer is like every day between 90 degrees and 100 plus degrees and no breeze. I can’t stand to be all sweaty and don’t really want to swim in the Lake. I just want a damn tan.

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Shit for Brains

Do you remember the insults you used to use against your brothers ans sisters when you were just kids? I know that I used to call my brother, “Shit for Brains.” I don’t know why that got him so worked up, but he would always get really mad when I called him that.

He used to call me Skinny and tell all kinds of skinny jokes. Like, you’re so skinny you have to run circles in the shower just to get wet.

When we ere kids, we didn’t use anywhere near as many cuss words as the kids today seem to be using. I guess it is partly because they hear all the adults say shit and mother fucker and stuff like that all the time. They say it in the WalMart when standing in line with families and no one seems to give a fuck.

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Cat Clothes

cat clothes

Love this cat! I wish I had my cat back. My ex boyfriend took him when I kicked the BF to the curb. I miss the cat. If I had a cat i would have someone glad to see me every night when I got home. I would have fun playing with him dangling a feather from a fishing pole. Would not even mind feeding him and changing out his litterbox. That’s all part of the responsibility of having a pet.

Entertain Me, Fun, Life

Summer Blockbusters

When we went to the movies last weekend we saw a long list of previews for movies coming out this summer. There are all kinds of movies being released. I think there will be enough good movies to make it worthwhile going to the movie theater every single weekend throughout the summer.

The movie I want to see most is the new men in Black and I want to see it in 3D. The new Spiderman doesn’t look like much to me, but if I had little kids I know they would be excited about seeing that one.

Another new one coming out is called Magic Mike with Channing Tatum. It’s about a make stripper who takes a newbie under his wing. That will be easy on the eyes and if there are a bunch of half naked hunks dancing around on the screen, who needs a story line?

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Who Discovered Biscotti?

Never had a biscotti biscuit as a child. For one thing, we always had toast or English muffins for breakfast. If we were lucky we would get a loaf of raisin bread and my mom would toast that for us, then put a little margarine on it. We weren’t allowed to have butter. I never did figure out why not.

So one day a couple years ago, I stopped in a coffee shop and they had a row of big glass jars on the top of the counter and inside each jar was a different flavor of biscotti biscuits. The flavor names all sounded pleasant and even intriguing, so I decided to try one.

Here’s a tip – if you want a stale cookie that costs about a buck to dunk in your hot tea of coffee, try a biscotti. That’s all they are – hard ass cookies with a couple drops of artificial flavoring added to the dough. A couple of them have a few crumbs of some kind of nuts, but mostly they are just stale cookie. I have no idea what fucking genius invented a way to get rid of his stale cookies by giving them a fancy ass French sounding name, but it was sheer genius.

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