This year I wanted to spend a lot of time at the Lake and get a serious tan. I’m sick of being so pale and sickly looking. It’s like my white-ass legs almost glow in the dark. I need some tan time and the Lake is just 10 minutes from the house.
But I have to say, the weather has been too fucking hot for the beach. It’s one thing to lay out and have a little breeze and not get all burnt the first 30 minutes you are there. But this summer is like every day between 90 degrees and 100 plus degrees and no breeze. I can’t stand to be all sweaty and don’t really want to swim in the Lake. I just want a damn tan.

